Smoke and

Watch Jason Momoa do the haka on YouTube There is a woman you stalk on Twitter. You are enamoured with her. She is enamoured with Jason. You open the link she shared on her timeline. Maybe you will learn something from him. All you see is a big screaming man. You cannot figure out what …

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Typical Responses to “I’m sorry”

Best contemplated while listening to George Benson’s 20/20: TEARS No worries. Why? So, now? Yes, you are. So am I. Cool. Yes. I have done a cost-benefit analysis and I don’t see the point of this anymore. SILENCE Fuck you. Okay. Why now? HEAVY BREATHING Please stop saying you’re sorry! And? What do you want? …